can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
