The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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