If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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