I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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