lets start a swedish sibling band together
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
