Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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