idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
