1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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