i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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