Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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