Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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