My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
