I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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