no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
