well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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