what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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