You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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