I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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