You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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