just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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