eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall