i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs