but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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