so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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