guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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