i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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