He is an equal opportunity slut.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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