: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.