Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?