Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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