Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I need moral support for this bender
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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