Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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