Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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