This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I had to cum in my sink.
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