There was a lot of him and a little penis
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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