the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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