is wine microwaveable?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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