Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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