Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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