i think my tv is drunk
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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