did you get engaged???
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize