I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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