C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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