I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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