People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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