we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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