i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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