the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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