Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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