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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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