I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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