Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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