i permit you to call me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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