I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
