this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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