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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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