I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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