i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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