i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the day after is always just damage control
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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